Today I was repeatedly flipped off by an old woman.
Yes, I was.
I was waiting for a gap in traffic, and she pulled up behind me and started blaring her car horn. "Perhaps," I thought, "she just leaned over to retrieve something off of the floor and hit it by accident." Nope. She kept going, and then she threw in the finger. I took the next available space in traffic (which, obviously, I had planned to do anyway), and not only did she follow me, honking and flipping, for two minutes, but she apparently decided I hadn't noticed her yet. So she cut me off, and then proceeded to drive 30 mph, still honking and flipping (and yelling, but I couldn't hear her... which was probably just as well).
So I smiled and gave her a twiddly sort of wave, and cut across three lanes of traffic to an exit she couldn't possibly make in time to follow me.
And then I pulled into a parking lot and laughed until I almost peed myself.
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA. This could only happen to you! I wonder what her problem was.
I don't know... she was from Crockett county, so it's not like she was used to traffic moving any faster.
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