Monday, January 31, 2011

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY COW! I'm getting married in 6 months and 5 days!

Please hurry, August.

forgiveness is not an option

I seem to have developed the habit of writing mini-sermons.

Whoever you are, blog reader - you've been wronged. You've been unjustly accused, you've had things taken away from you, and people have said mean things behind your back and to your face. There's a good chance someone has abandoned you at one point or another; there's a disturbingly high likelihood that you've been abused. Bad things have happened to you for no reason.

Do you recognize your life in that list? I do. And I remember every person responsible for every one of those injustices. It's the "Naughty List" in the back of my mind - the names and faces of the people who have hurt me, who have hurt my family. I don't want to forgive them; they don't deserve forgiveness.

This is the part where most people say that you must forgive for your own sake - bitterness only hurts the heart that harbors it. And that's very true; if you don't forgive, hate can consume you from the inside out and make you into someone you don't even recognize. I'm certainly not going to try to debunk that principle - it's very sound. I would, however, like to point out a frequently-overlooked truth: Christians don't have a choice.

Oh, dear, I've upset the anti-Calvinists.

Here's the thing; if you believe that the Bible is the inerrant word of God, I'm pretty sure you can't wiggle your way out of this one, because....

  • Firstly: we are commanded to love the Lord our God with all our hearts, souls, and minds (Matthew 22.37).
  • Secondly: Jesus says that, if we love Him, we are to keep his commandments (John 14:14-16).
  • Thirdly: we are commanded to forgive as Christ has forgiven us (Colossians 3:13).
  • Fourthly: How has Christ forgiven us? Psalm 103:12 says that God has removed our transgressions as far from us as the East is from the West; since the earth is round, neither direction has a stopping point. God has forgiven us infinitely and unconditionally.
  • Fifthly: Oh, yeah, there's that little verse where Jesus says "judge not, and you shall not be judged" (Luke 6:37). I'm pretty sure He meant it.

Conclusion: We are commanded to forgive each other. Period. No backsies. No matter what.

It's natural to withhold forgiveness from those who do not deserve it. But we are called to be molded to the nature of Christ, which is supernatural. I don't like forgiving people very much, and I'm not very good at it. I keep having to forgive the same people for the same things; in fact, I'm pretty sure that in a couple of cases I'm pretty close to the 490 mark. But God's forgiveness has no limit, and neither should ours.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

drumroll, please....

I'm a blonde again!!!!!

... yes, yes, I know. You're all saying I've always been a blonde. Ha ha ha.

It's nice to be back. I've been varying shades of brown and red over the last 2.5 (or is it 3 by now?) years, because I can dye my own hair, and it costs considerably less. But I'm not dumb enough to experiment with bleach.

But now I have a job! YAAAY! So I ditched the dye kits - I had been getting SO tired of being a redhead - and went blonde again.

It's good to be back.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

inane drivel

I really need to do something to my fingernails.

slow day

I hate slow days at work.

(I just heard the rest of America say "Pffffft! I wish I had some slow days at work!")

It seems like a dumb thing to complain about - after all, I'm still getting paid. That's right; I'm getting paid to answer the phone on the off-chance it should ring, design myself some business cards, and write inane blog posts. Here's the catch: I have to look busy.

I mean, really. All I want to do is take a nap, but when you work in a little glass box, people notice if you're not awake and in an upright position. People also notice if you work on your braided rug - personally, I think crafting is a far more profitable use of my time than goofing off on the computer, but then people would walk by and think "what am I paying HER for?"

Man, am I in a whiny mood today. Must fix.
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TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT TODAY
1.
I remembered to pack my lunch.
2. I have a Hello Kitty lunchbox.
3. I designed some distinctly attractive business cards.
4.
I might get to stay up late - work will open late tomorrow if it snows.
5. I get to go to the gym after work.
6. I have an amazing fiancé.
7. Jordie Bee taught me how to type an accent over the E in fiancé.
8. Work is almost over.
9. Daddy gave me a bunch of quarters.
10. I have pretty shoes.

peace, love, and... wait a minute.

After having been together almost a year, you'd think that Mike and I would have had a few fights by now. Or, if not fights, at least some arguments here and there. That's normal, right? But we haven't. We've had a few very calm disagreements, and we've been upset with one another, and one of us is prone to occasional hysteria (*cough*it'sme*cough*), but we have yet to fight. We haven't even raised our voices.

Which is great. I get really upset when people are angry with me, and loud voices hurt my feelings.

... no, it's great. Seriously.

It just makes me a little paranoid, like when the token blonde in a horror movie has a narrow escape - you know she's going to die an awful death eventually, and now you have to WAIT for it and it's all creepy.

Bad analogy. I'll try to explain myself a little more clearly.

I think what I'm trying to say is that it worries me a little bit that we haven't fought, because one of these days we ARE going to disagree on something major. And it's going to be a big deal. And we won't have a clue what to do or what to expect from each other.

Maybe I'm borrowing trouble; maybe that's just how we interact. Every relationship is different. But I feel a little bit like I'm swimming in shark territory with a sign on my butt that says "FREE FOOD." Something's bound to happen eventually.

Not that Mike is remotely shark-like. That's not what I meant.

... okay, now I'm just rambling. It's time for this post to be over.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

marriage advice from my mother

As marriage grows ever nearer, I have received more and more advice - both solicited and unsolicited - on how to have a successful marriage; some of it has been very good, and some of it has been... very interesting, but the best advice I've had was given to me by my mother. I don't remember exactly how she phrased it, but I'll do my best to capture the essence of what she told me.

When you reach the point where you know you're right, and that you can't possibly move forward unless your spouse changes their behaviour, you are the one who is going to have to change.

Not because the husband, as the head of the household, is always right - I'm sure Mike's going to make some dumb mistakes along the way, as will I (though I expect the majority of them will be mine... not because I am a woman, but because I am ME, and dumb mistakes happen to me a lot) - but because marriage is about sacrifice. Just as you must die to yourself daily to be molded to Christ's likeness, both husband and wife must die to themselves and love each other sacrificially to become one flesh before God.

Easy concept? No. That's why the traditional Anglican marriage service says marriage is to be entered into "soberly, and in the fear of God."

... anyway. That's my mini-sermon for the day.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Update: January

Gracious! I promised to be more punctual with my posts, but I failed to take the holiday season into account. Anyway, it's mid-January now, so I guess I'll give you a little peek into my world.

Firstly, I have my own office. This is the most exciting part about my job - I've never had my own office before. So I've been working to make it cute (which hasn't been easy, let me tell you), tidying things up, organizing, and that sort of thing. I spend most of my time doing light paperwork and working with assorted databases and Microsoft Publisher.

Also, I joined a gym. I am DETERMINED to get back in shape. I don't care what size wedding dress I wear; I just need to get back what college took from me. Plus, I have asthma and a family history of heart problems... getting in shape is just a generally sound idea.

I've started planning my wedding - fortunately, Mike is basically the most amazing man ever and has no aversion to helping me plan. Part of this, I'm sure, is that we're keeping the wedding as simple as possible. I don't like fuss and fluff in a wedding.

Anyway. My lunch break is over. So I'll post more later.