understudy

Like the rest of America, my New Year's resolution was to lose weight.

This was a bit of a misrepresentation; I don't give a rip what I actually WEIGH. I just want to be healthy again, now that I have time to do more than study until my brains ooze out my ears (that actually happened to me once). I like feeling good, and being sedentary does not feel good.

... what I'm working my way around to saying is this: if you crave Cheetos, a good low-fat substitute is Quakes (you find them in the oatmeal aisle). They come in lots of flavors, my favorites being cheddar cheese and ranch. I think they're AMAZING. I like them better than most junk food, quite honestly.

Plus, they don't taste like grease and heart failure.